kimikokat:

Steal their look: puppies

Chicken($5.99)

whiteanglosexyprotestant:

peaceful times before the skeleton war

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK

stripedpants:

How do you tell your online friend that your a monster with no mouth

surprise gifts [ 1 / ?? ] → kenmai

recoup:

When your ketchup bottle precums onto your burger and u wanna cry

kirkspocks:

i take pictures of the sky every evening

hdotk:

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500 years ago this was dropped into my askbox with no context or explanation. Then somehow this happened.

Ice cream in the dead of night in the Swedish winter AU.